Tuesday, April 6, 2010

mcdonald's vs johnny's

the past is in the past and there's nothing i can do to change that. what has happened happened. i cannot control the way people react the things i do but i can control how i react to the things that happen to me. i can learn from my mistakes and let go of the guilt. i can stop thinking about everything i could have done different.





think about this.
you love eating mcdonald's double cheeseburgers. they're good. they are quick and easy to get. you can get a mcdonald's double cheeseburger pretty much whenever you want. since the mcdonald's double cheeseburger is so easy to get you get fat and lazy. one day a friend offers to take you out to johnny's and you get a double cheeseburger. it's amazing. although johnny's takes a little longer and it's a little more expensive; it's genuine. every johnny's burger is made-to-order. there isn't a johnny's at every block corner. in addition, you are satisfied easier with one johnny's double cheeseburger whereas it takes a few mcdonald's double cheeseburgers to be full. the mcdonald's double cheeseburger is absolutely no competition against johnny's double cheeseburger.
do you catch my drift? i had been getting "mcdonalds" for a while. i was getting bored. once i had one taste of "johnny's" there was no way i could deny it. i knew that i shouldn't have been having mcdonald's for a while but mcdonald's was "lovin' it." i never meant to hurt mcdonald's feelings, but how could i just let johnny's pass? if i could go about eating johnny's double cheeseburgers AND mcdonald's double cheeseburgers at the same time... i probably would. but i really, really wouldn't want to see old johnny and ronald fight. and i think that eating so many double cheeseburgers would make me fat.

more food analogies to come........

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